The TSA's new airport pat down policy includes letting government agents pat kid's groins:
During a trip last Sunday by a father and son through Orlando airport in Florida, the 8-year-old boy was selected for extra screening by TSA after going through the metal detector.
The father said the officer described the procedure before conducting it. Then he patted down the boy in the open security area, using the backside of his hands to check his genital area, he said.
Sounds like a dream job for pedophile perverts, who presumably will be lining up to apply for TSA positions. So be sure to get your kids the latest TSA guidance (via Boing Boing):
