Ten reasons to hate New Year's Eve

I met my wife on New Years' Eve 1985, but as far as I'm concerned that's the only good thing about this absurd holiday. Here's why it sucks:

1. Dodging drunk drivers on the roads
2. Nursing a hangover the next day
3. Forced jollity, all too often with people you don't know or don't like
4. Boring parties
5. Bad TV
6. Bad champagne
7. Making resolutions you know you're going to break
8. Fake optimism about the coming year
9. Being reminded that your time is running out
10. A new year? BFD