Today's tweets: NY Post Headline Writer Edition

Farting cows blow up German farm http://t.co/MJKzBJB8er > Lord, I apologize for that one.

— Stephen Bainbridge (@ProfBainbridge) January 28, 2014

And then I had an ever better idea:

@RJCHVZ @mdrache @EdMorrissey I got a better headline: Flatulent future frankfurters' fulmination flattens farm http://t.co/5SSCK0rlGQ

— Stephen Bainbridge (@ProfBainbridge) January 28, 2014

Lord, I apologize for that one too.

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